10. Jodie Marsh
When Jodie unveiled her new bodybuilders’ physique back in 2011, we were left in complete shock. Not only had she waved goodbye to her feminine curves, her new bod housed more muscles than The Hulk.
9. Lindsay Lohan
LiLo is known for her various beauty disasters – from puffy lips to dodgy fake tans. But in this 2012 snap, the star got it all wrong with a white face and orange body. Ask the professionals next time.
8. Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham has now sworn off fake tan, admitting it’s a little too ‘footballer’s wife’ for her. But she used to be its biggest advocate and this classic shot of her at a Bergdorf Goodman party for Fashion’s Night Out in 2009 shows just how orange David Beckham’s WAG used to go.
7. Kylie Minogue
Kylie has been plagued with rumours she’s a big fan of the botox needle for years. She finally admitted she was a user in 2009, before declaring she’d given it up a year later. But this picture, taken in September 2012, appears to give the term ‘frozen face’ a whole new meaning.
6. Helen Flanagan
This is just one example of many for former Coronation Street babe Helen Flanagan where she’s gone a little crazy with a bottle of fake tan. This snap, taken at the 2010 National Television Awards, makes her look like she’s been, well, tangoed.
5. Kim Kardashian
Kim swore off ever getting botox again (at least, until she’s 40) after some injections around her eyes left her with severe bruising, swelling and two black eyes. It turned out she’d had an allergic reaction to the botox but given she’d had it done in 2010 when she was just 29, should she really have had it done at all?
4. Sarah Harding
We don’t really know what’s going on with Sarah here. The Girls Aloud star displayed some mysteriously puffy lips in November last year but her wrinkle-free forehead and cheeks have also got us scratching our heads. There was speculation she’d had too many needles pricking her face, but we’ll leave you to make up your own minds.
3. Leslie Ash
The term ‘trout pout’ was coined back in 2002 when Leslie unveiled her shocking inflated lips. She’d had silicone injected into her top lip in order to make it appear fuller. But she then suffered an allergic reaction, however the effect she was going for was achieved has her mouth looked constantly swollen. It certainly put us off ever having a needle inserted into our lips.
2. Katie Price
Katie even labelled herself ‘Daffy Duck’ after this shocking botox image. She appeared on Sky News in 2010 but it didn’t matter that she was promoting her debut solo single at the time as all eyes were on her puffy face. If this isn’t enough to put every woman in the world off botox, we don’t know what is.
1. Kim Kardashian
Kim’s ‘blood facial’ is by far the most gruesome, stomach-churning, unappealing celebrity beauty horror our eyes have ever seen. Having blood taken from her arm and then pricked back into her with nine tiny needles, all in the name of beauty, is ten steps too far for us.