12thBlog Hot Celebrity Photos
1. Paris writhes around next to a pool in a crystal-studded swimsuit and high heels. She probably designed them herself because she’s a true renaissance woman.
2. Paris hangs out with some friends and some inflatables, including a giraffe because duh she loves animals.
3. Paris holds a private party for one at sunset. Her tanlines must be fascinating.
4. Paris has a pool party that looks shockingly similar to Bar Mitzvahs I went to in 1998, except with fewer clothes.
5. Paris loses a dance-off with a robot.
6. Paris fulfills a contractual obligation.
7. Lil Wayne fulfills a contractual obligation.
8. Paris searches for her preciousssss.
9. Paris holds a “future boyfriend” audition.
