If “Game Of Thrones” Characters Were Alcoholic Drinks

Melisandre = Fireball Whiskey
All red everything.

Tyrion Lannister = Shots
Small, yet powerful.

Stannis Baratheon = Scotch, neat
No jokes here. He knows what he wants.

Cersei Lannister = Negroni
It’s pretty, yet strong.

Sansa Stark = Amaretto Sour
Just a stuuuuupid girl with a stuuuuupid cocktail.

Daenerys Targaryen = Mojito
Exotic, refreshing, nice to look at.

Brienne of Tarth = Blue Moon
It wants to be one of the guys but just isn’t quite there yet.

Oberyn Martell = Sidecar
Favorite for both genders…tart, but undeniably sweet.

Jon Snow = Milk
It just works.

Catelyn Stark = Bloody Mary
It’s just the sad truth.

Loras Tyrell = Summer Ale
He just looks like it.

Ygritte = PBR
Total hipster.

Khal Drogo = Jack and Coke
This is what you get when you try to be tough but die of an infected cut.

Margaery Tyrell = Mimosa
Colorful, sweet, you would honestly order it just to stare at it.

The Hound = Stout
Tall and mean…an acquired taste.

White Walker = White Russian
For obvious reasons.

Jaime Lannister = Manhattan
Manly and sensitive.

Tywin Lannister = Cognac
Sophistication at its finest. It’s the real deal and he’s the real deal.

Varys = Sake
Mysterious…

Littlefinger = Dirty Martini
Manipulative. Also, you need little fingers to hold a martini glass.