You really can’t take Britney Spears anywhere, or, you can take her everywhere, depending on how much you dig mom flashing her panties to the kids on your soccer team. She’s not my mom, so instead of crying and seeing a shrink about it, I’m just going to say she’s the best mom ever for teaching young men that even super famous and wealthy celebrities will flash you sweet peeks if only you learn how to pay attention and smile.