It got a little bit nerdy and a little bit teary-eyed up in here, so here’s Hofit Golan flashing her mons pubis in Paris yesterday which people with mon pubis (mon pubii?) tell me is the new underboob. A fact I went ahead and believed because I’ve been referring to everything from the belly button down as the vagina and will continue to do so until you pry my keyboard from my cold dead hands. VAGINA!